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1:00 pm on Wednesday October 2, 2013

Myrtle Beach Police Officer's arrest report amusing the internet

Places like Gawker and The Smoking Gun are featuring an arrest report written by Myrtle Beach Police Officer William Heine. Gawker calls it the best of all time while Smoking Gun admires his "Haiku In Brilliant Minimalist Police Report".  The police...
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